Heinrich my St Bernard is causing me problems. He will insist in inclement weather in bolting out of the house and up into the mountains. He always drags back a tourist, camper or other hapless person who was in the hills. I love him to bits....but the continual court cases are draining me dry. Plus finding the odd body in the garden is off putting. The troop of boy scouts was the last straw. Can anyone help?
2006-11-19 03:11:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Dogs
Thanks, for the laugh!!!!!! I own and breed Saints. They are strong willed but yours is too much. Glad this is a joke.
2006-11-19 03:26:29 · answer #1 · answered by st.lady (1 of GitEm's gang) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Dear! Glenn, you have a wonderful guardian of lost souls there (I see piles of people littered about the garden after heavy or daily rains!
I think I would see if Heinrich might be accepted to teach Open uni, lifesaving, mountain rescue and other courses.
Open Uni always is seeking to expand its course offerings, so I would give it a go--
"Professor Charles"
Human and Canine Instructional Resources Director,
OhUgotme Online.
2006-11-19 15:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL:)) Always make sure he has a good supply of chocolate and whiskey with him just in case [ You could use it as an alibi ]
2006-11-19 11:19:05 · answer #3 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
quit ur moaning, if ur not fussy about eating human meat - well thats ur xmas dinner sorted!! ;)
2006-11-19 11:20:48 · answer #4 · answered by keeley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure you're complaining now.. but when he brings home a hot chick you will be thanking him later....
2006-11-19 11:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by CF_ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought this was a "serious" site!
2006-11-19 11:36:49 · answer #6 · answered by evieluvsu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is the problum
2006-11-19 11:30:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.....bad dog!
2006-11-19 11:14:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋