Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
2006-11-19 02:26:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society.
What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
Granny.
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a chav in a suit?
"Will the defendant please rise"
Why did the chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
What you looking at?
Why are chavs like slinkey's?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
The policeman!
How do you get a hundred chavs in a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A start.
Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
Up the ****.
Why is three chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
Because a nova has four seats.
What do you call a chav with nine GCSE’s?
A liar.
What do you say to a chav with a job?
Big Mac please!
What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A chav girl has a higher sperm count.
2006-11-19 03:05:01 · answer #1 · answered by Saudi Geoff 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Q: 3 Chavs in a Nova bypass over a cliff. Why is this an incredible tragedy? A: A Nova seats 4. the government have curiously been asking the Chavs for his or her perspectives on turning out to be a member of the ecu economic Union and changing the distant places funds of the united kingdom The Chavs have spoke back that they could prefer to maintain it simply by fact the Giro . . .
2016-10-22 08:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to report you for insulting coconuts lol
2006-11-19 02:44:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to like my slinkie.
2006-11-19 04:22:18 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if i waz a chav id kill ya, but im not
hehehehehehehe
2006-11-19 02:29:14 · answer #5 · answered by R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh Sithy
your getting better LMAO all of them
2006-11-19 02:31:34 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol not bad xx
love "saudi geoff" big mac and sperm count jokes
2006-11-19 04:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds about right
2006-11-19 02:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol that appals to my sense of humour!
2006-11-19 02:31:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
terable
and i think greeneyes will agree with me
2006-11-19 02:27:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋