A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,explains to the
woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from
this store on a regular basis and would like some
more "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any".
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks
the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and getit."
She returns with the container and hands it to
the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back
and reads out loud from the container.........
" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
2006-11-19 02:24:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!! FUNNY! i didnt get it at first!
2006-11-19 04:48:56 · answer #1 · answered by BlackHearted 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-11-19 10:27:32 · answer #2 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont get it and enough with the blonde jokes, is there such this as brunette jokes or brown jokes or black jokes? But Blonde? ¤
2006-11-19 10:27:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke, but I don't understand the whole 'blonde joke' thing!
2006-11-19 10:28:24 · answer #4 · answered by RUTH C 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like this one, because I had this happen to me 50 times before I got wise.
2006-11-19 10:27:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jeff W 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sithy haha
I really did like that one LMAO still hahahahahahahahaha
2006-11-19 10:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA that's funny! not! You know everyone makes fun of blondes but they aren't dumb i for one am SMART!
2006-11-19 10:28:06 · answer #7 · answered by Banana 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is older than time...and it wasn't a blonde, it was your sister
2006-11-19 10:30:23 · answer #8 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny, not heard that 1 before
2006-11-19 10:27:46 · answer #9 · answered by jml 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nearly as bad as the chav tales.
Don't give up your day job.
2006-11-19 10:54:59 · answer #10 · answered by Dover Soles 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha h
2006-11-19 11:41:54 · answer #11 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋