2006-11-19 02:09:25 · 23 answers · asked by Kojak 2. 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cant you see i'm burning burning thompson twins!!!!
2006-11-19 09:55:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man and a woman making love out in the countryside, when suddenly a bee flys into the womans vagina! The man unsure of what to do drags the woman to the doctor.
'Help, help' he shouts and explains what happened.
The doctor looks at the naked woman and is excited by her huge boobs. takes her inside and says there is only one way of getting the bee out. He puts honey on his penis and starts to bang the woman and asks the man to wait outside. Having waited for 1/2 an hour an dupon hearing moans of screams and excitement and man barges inside the surgery to find the doctor going at it with his girl.
'Hey what the hell are you doing doctor'? demands the man.
The doctor replies, 'i've decided to flood the bugger out'!!!
2006-11-22 23:57:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.
"What are you taking for it?"
"Pepper"
I feel like a pack of cards.
"Ill deal with you later."
I think I'm a moth.
"Get out of the way,You're in my light"
Im having trouble with my breathing.
"Don't worry,I'll give you something that will put a stop to that."
I keep seeing images of Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck.
"I see,and how long have you been having these Disney spells?"
I think I'm a dog.
"How long have you felt like this?"
Ever since I was a puppy!
I snore so loudly I keep myself awake.
"Have you tried sleeping in another room?"
I've got something wrong with my eyes.I keep seeing an insect spinning round my head.
"Don't worry,that's just a bug going round."
Will this ointment you've given me clear up my spots?
"You know me I never make rash promises."
I feel terrible.
"What are the symptons?"
It's a cartoon show with yellow people.
2006-11-19 04:51:06 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
By The Thompson Twins.
2006-11-19 02:14:01 · answer #4 · answered by freddy197120032003 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Doctor doctor i feel like a pair of curtains
Pull yourself together man HAHAHA
2006-11-19 02:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you, and he said
Ooh eeh, ooh ah ah, ting tang, a walla walla wing bang,
ooh eeh, ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla wing bang.
I know that's probably not the answer you were looking for, but there are probably loads of people with that really annoying song in their heads now! Sorry!
2006-11-19 02:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doctor doctor....Im in trouble!!!!!! When I see you my heart goes boomity boom!
2006-11-19 02:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by beyond paradise 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Doctor ...Doctor ...I have a lame question what ever do i do?
2006-11-19 02:14:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Get off me I'm your nurse not your wife
2006-11-19 02:20:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Psychiatrist....Psychiatrist..
2006-11-19 02:29:09 · answer #10 · answered by Sheltered.By.Shadows. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give me a clue. I'm not psychic.
2006-11-19 04:28:31 · answer #11 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋