"So have you figured what 2 buy the missus for christmas?" asked Brady.
"I, sure have,she decided it 4 me,"answered Paddy."She said she wants something with diamonds in it,so i've bought her a pack of playing cards."
How is it that we know Christ was Irish?
Well, he was 33,still lived at home with his mother,whom he thought was still a virgin and she thought he was the son of God.
Q. How can u tell an Irishman is having a good time
A. He's Dublin over with laughter.
Q. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A. Cos they're always a little short.
2006-11-19 01:42:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there OK, not back but i have heard you tell some fantastic corkers that have had me in bits xx
angryeinon now they are brilliant
2006-11-19 03:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by no nonsence 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm Irish, those jokes are terrible. I'm not offended or anything, I've heard way better Irish jokes than that e.g Paddy Englishman Paddy Scotsman and Paddy Irishman were drunk and stealing traffic cones, a Gard (policeman) spots them and they run away. Paddy Englishman hides in a Kennel, when the gard passes he barks. Paddy Scotsman hiden in a cathouse, when the Gard passes he says "meow". Paddy Irishman hides behind a sack of spuds and when the Gard passes he says "potato".
2006-11-19 10:15:10 · answer #2 · answered by angryeoin 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hiya Laughing
As we say in Ireland they are CRACKERS LMAO thumbs up girl
2006-11-19 10:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Question How high is an irishman ?
Answer. Don't know. So high is his brother. haha
2006-11-19 12:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad! I like the second one.
2006-11-19 09:52:19 · answer #5 · answered by Outsider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your'e not supposed to pull the christmas crackers until christmas day.
2006-11-19 09:45:07 · answer #6 · answered by ugly little hate machine 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Not bad
2006-11-19 10:44:24 · answer #7 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad first was best always laughing
2006-11-19 14:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he>>> I am not Irish, but, dublin with laughter>>> nice jokes, always laughing and make other always laugh>> thanks.
2006-11-19 10:04:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....very cute
2006-11-19 09:43:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋