mine has to be: paul mccartney was asked by a journalist, will you ever go down on one knee again? paul replied, i would prefer if you call her heather!
2006-11-19 01:13:47 · 9 answers · asked by andyprefab 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In a remote South African gold mine, a miner was setting dynamite to blast a seam when it exploded taking one of his legs clean off. As he was stretchered out, he was heard to sob "What will happen to me? I have a family to look after, we are very poor...who's ever going to want a one legged gold digger?" then his mobile phone rings..."Hello? Who? Oh, Sir Paul...what an honour..."
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Did you hear that Paul's giving Heather her own plane as part of their divorce settlement? She still has to shave the other leg herself though.
2006-11-19 01:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by f0xymoron 6 · 7⤊ 0⤋
In happier times, Paul was taking Heather to the doctor for a checkup. He came to the nurse at reception and said "This is my wife with a prosthetic leg named Heather", to which the nurse replied "What's the name of her other leg?"
2006-11-19 01:55:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jeff W 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heather is taking Paul to court for millions....But she doesn't have a leg to stand on.
2006-11-19 01:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by Zig Zag 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL , I heared that before she got the false leg, Paul had 2 crutches to go at....
2006-11-19 01:29:16 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We call her Heather Mac half knee in our house.....
2006-11-19 03:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heather Mills Jokes
2016-10-18 05:12:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke,heard it before but it's the best one.
2006-11-19 01:21:40 · answer #7 · answered by Elle J Morgan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just took my best joke. So thumbs up for you
2006-11-19 02:56:43 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao good1 this is my favourate 1 as well lol........
2006-11-19 01:24:14 · answer #9 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋