but I'm an atheist. I just want to open it for additional income. I already have my sermons prepared to bring in the people and to keep them coming back. do you have any additional ideas to make my business a success.
2006-11-19 00:53:28 · 5 answers · asked by Green Fanta 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tell people they can cherry-pick whatever they want out of the bible. They seem to do that anyway, but if you tell that this is OK, you'll reel in millions of people who are looking for a free-ride to heaven! :)
2006-11-19 00:58:17 · answer #1 · answered by Derek 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say go for it and get all the money you can get. you need to have a women to pretend she's your wife or use your real wife if she wants to participate. most wealthy pastors have a wife to keep the charade going too. make sure to pretend to be psychic, that is keep up with current trends in the news and preach about hard times and how to solve problems. that should get you started.
2006-11-19 01:12:27 · answer #2 · answered by NO delusions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead everyone else is doing it, it's a good business for ignorant followers.
2006-11-19 00:57:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they bow their heads to pray, take their wallets and go through their purses....$$$...
2006-11-19 01:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by Hellsdiner 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good luck
2006-11-19 01:16:17 · answer #5 · answered by george p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋