At a resort club in France, a romantic Frenchman spots an American lady tourist entering the dining section. He swiftly rushes to her assistance, with his usual charm and his obviously attractive dialect, "Bonjour, madamoiselle." "Bonjour!" She answers back, "Can you........?" and before she could finish her sentence, the Frenchman interrupts to say, "Anysing, yes I can, for you. Ma cherrie." He takes her hand, kisses her palm, licks her fingers romantically and then continues saying, "Just as beautiful and sweet as you are, your fingers are. What is this tasty lotion you use, ma cherrie? And if I may ask, what is this you wanted to be assisted in?"
The lady (at that time very impressed) answered, "I've just been changing my baby's diaper's, he has been suffering from serious diarrhea. So, I just wanted to know where I could wash my hands."
2006-11-19 00:32:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol 9/10
2006-11-19 00:40:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-22 03:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old But Good
2006-11-19 00:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehaha. Thats a good joke. Im quite speechless after that it's like oh my god, as if! Thats a cracker thats really bad! I really cann't describe that its just SICK! Sick joke but good!
2006-11-19 00:39:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
EWW! What's with all the gross jokes today lol? And that guy should really be careful who's fingers he licks...
2006-11-19 00:36:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but not finger licking good.
2006-11-19 00:36:14 · answer #6 · answered by Birdie2006 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-11-19 00:41:51 · answer #7 · answered by Gabba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love iut and your other jokes the are so funny lol
2006-11-19 01:19:13 · answer #8 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha rly funny
lllmmmaaaoo
2006-11-19 00:35:08 · answer #9 · answered by emanuel_arsenalfc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-19 02:58:32 · answer #10 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋