Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog.
They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females.
The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet.
One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish.
He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!
2006-11-19 00:25:28 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think that is bril! thanks!x
2006-11-19 01:36:38 · answer #1 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another Bear and Rabbit.
Mr Bear and Mr Rabbit were both squating by a tree taking a dump.
When Mr.Bear looked down at Mr Rabbit and said:
"Say, do you ever have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"
Mr Rabbit looks up with a puzzled look and says:
"Why No! Of course not!"
Mr Bear says: "Good!"
And at that time reaches down and picks up Mr Rabbit and wipes his butt with him.
2006-11-19 11:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by jgood_50 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever~a classic joke
2006-11-19 09:32:34 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one b-4, smart and greedy little rabbit one for all, all for one....
2006-11-19 13:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by dngy_blnd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart rabbit, wasted his wishes, good anyways.
2006-11-19 22:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by sandra o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he he he he he he he he he he
very good>>>smart rabbit, spoiled the bear's chances>>LMAO
2006-11-19 10:12:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
did he get a faffty cc mortor bike hehehehehe
2006-11-19 16:03:34 · answer #7 · answered by fivelighters 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That,s a mean rabbit . good one !!!
2006-11-19 08:41:33 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10 very good
2006-11-19 08:38:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO slick cool rabbit :))
2006-11-19 08:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure didn't see that one coming. Very cute.
2006-11-19 08:31:53 · answer #11 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋