After a nasty divorce, this man decides to go on a vacation to Egypt. While there, he finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie comes about and says, "I'll give you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get the same thing that you wish for."
The man thinks, and says, "I wish for five million dollars." The genie says "You know your ex-wife will get the same thing, right?" The man nods his head, and gets his money.
For his second wish, he wishes for a new computer. Instantly, he and his ex-wife have a new computer.
The genie asks, "What is your final wish?" The man answers, "I wish I had a 10-inch dick."
2006-11-19 00:22:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one, keep on telling you're jokes you are so funny
2006-11-19 00:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So so funny cheers for the 2 points but 10 would be better
2006-11-19 08:27:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the way I heard this one was the ex got twice as much as as he asked for so for his last wish he asked for a mild heart attack
2006-11-19 10:36:35 · answer #3 · answered by mac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO bet his ex won't like the final wish :))
2006-11-19 08:51:00 · answer #4 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this one before
but i'm still laughing again
2006-11-19 08:56:12 · answer #5 · answered by annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahah...ouucchhh maaannn.....poor laddyyy!!!
2006-11-19 08:26:42 · answer #6 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it and your other jokes you are so funy
2006-11-19 09:22:02 · answer #7 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooo that was hilarious!!! haha
2006-11-19 09:37:28 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooooooh
2006-11-19 08:50:37 · answer #9 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!ROFL!!!
I am egyptian btw!!! LOL
2006-11-19 08:31:28 · answer #10 · answered by Drowned in English! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋