Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp--only to discover a cucumber in his hand.
Is this what you've been using on me for the past 10 years?!"
"Honey! Let me explain!"
"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!"
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted. "Maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!!!"
2006-11-19 00:18:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good punch line, really didn't expect it, lol. I'm gonna use that one.
2006-11-19 00:23:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
pmsl 10/10 bloody brillllllllllllllllllll
2006-11-19 08:49:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-11-19 08:22:37 · answer #3 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a good one, keep up with the jokes
2006-11-19 08:21:40 · answer #4 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO She could always say they were part cucumber and part mailman :))
2006-11-19 08:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was good... HER sneaky as$!
2006-11-19 08:29:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol great1
2006-11-19 08:20:49 · answer #7 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-19 08:52:06 · answer #8 · answered by scull666 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thats too cute...
2006-11-19 08:24:00 · answer #9 · answered by Jessica 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha.
2006-11-19 08:30:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋