A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the
rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.
" I feel terrible,"! He explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the
contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet,turns
and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says..
"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
2006-11-19 00:17:52 · 18 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it's not wicked...it is a little funny and a little pitiful...
2006-11-19 00:40:11 · answer #1 · answered by four_eyed_ninja 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-22 08:43:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
have you heard this one?
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk.
Being fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blond standing next to him smiling.
"What do you have in your pocket?", she asked.
"Tennis ball,? the man said smiling back.
"Wow," said the blond looking upset. "That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was unbearable!"
2006-11-19 00:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellant!
2006-11-19 00:21:32 · answer #4 · answered by dave a 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry it was to long and the joke wasnt that great nice try though.
2006-11-19 00:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol good1 thumbs up
2006-11-19 00:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have been hare restorer!
2006-11-19 04:37:09 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what that one was good
only blondes
2006-11-19 00:48:03 · answer #8 · answered by annie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous! got any more?
2006-11-19 00:25:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-19 01:29:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋