God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living.”
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill.”
"Not kill? We're not interested."
So God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are." We're not interested.”
Then God went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
...........There, that ought to offend just about everybody.
2006-11-18 12:52:40 · 36 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, i am included in this list and my friends and family and loved ones and my apologies to everyone else who was not included
2006-11-19 00:58:47 · update #1
:-)
If you are testing the waters and trying to see how many people you can offend, then it doesn't work. Since you offend everyone in general and no-one in particular, then nobody is singled out and nobody can take offence.
But I am sure you are clever enough to know what you are doing!
As a lesson in offensiveness, it is a great example of how not to do it, though anyone who really wants to insult people will unfortunately (a) not understand this and (b) not need it.
2006-11-18 13:55:15 · answer #1 · answered by keith 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
as for offending everyone that didn't really offend me i feel that society needs to learn how to...take a joke...! anyway i thought it was kinda funny. not lol funny but it gave me an inside chuckle since i'm studing French and i know how it goes. lol. Have a Great Night!
2006-11-18 12:57:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe
2006-11-18 12:54:34 · answer #3 · answered by peace_livy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny and done nicely
you did not mention everyone lets see if i can help on that one,,,
wiccas thou shall not have strange gods before me
white folk thou shall not covet thy neighbor goods
black folk thou shall not covet thy neighbor wife
athesis thou shall not take the lords name in vain
wiccas thou shall not have stranges gods before me
2006-11-18 13:14:08 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You forgot the gays, liberals, conservatives, Irish, Italians, Iraqis, Israelis, etc, etc.
19 NOV 06, 0230 hrs, GMT.
2006-11-18 13:26:25 · answer #5 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see. I'm part mexican and my husbands dad is a Jew but that doesn't mean we don't have a sense of humor, LMAO! So, what race are you? Did you leave that one out? LOL
2006-11-18 14:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it could of been so much worse and harsher but it was simply excellent as it was, 10 out of 10 although i would of gone to town lmao excellent joke
2006-11-18 22:32:32 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet u think ure self as a genius comedian lol
well almost
no almost reaching the second letter of the word lol
carry on your entertaining its good!
2006-11-18 13:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by crazymonkey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think i just cracked a rib laughing - very funny
2006-11-18 21:25:01 · answer #9 · answered by rappa29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha almost...u didnt offend me even a bit
and that was pretty funny lol
thanks for the laugh
lets see if u can find one that'll offend me =]
2006-11-18 13:00:26 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Pyar Ki Pari♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋