2006-11-15 14:07:51 · 24 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
"The key to life's mysteries lie under your hat"
2006-11-15 17:48:14 · answer #1 · answered by Royce R. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a life and stop relying on fortune cookies!
2006-11-16 02:36:19 · answer #2 · answered by ...Krimson Tears... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fortune favors the brave. ---
Be steady and strong with your emotions, not too forceful, but appear certain in your choices and all will be well.
Give up for a second and that is where you will finish. --- You face a major challenge now, but persist and you will win the admiration of one most important to you.
2006-11-15 23:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by sugar candy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fortune Cookie? We don't need no stinkin' fortune cookie!
2006-11-16 01:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by brainsandcute2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make your own fortune
2006-11-16 17:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by diturtlelady2004 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
M y in laws play a game at Chinese restuarants - everyone has to read theirs outloud and add "in bed" to the end.
Last time, my husband got:
"You have many hidden talents which will reveal themselves in time." - in bed, lol
2006-11-15 23:49:32 · answer #6 · answered by Chrys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soon u will have a huge amount of luck in your life
but then suddenly any one and every one u know will die slowly in some horrible way...but then you will win 10 billion dollars and die at 156 years old...alone...but one year before you die you will lose house and home to the I.R.S. for tax evasion.
2006-11-15 22:18:14 · answer #7 · answered by necro knite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday is in the past. Tomorrow is not promised to you. Live today to the fullest.
2006-11-15 22:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by Lady in Pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This insert contains a protective plastic coating.
hahahahaha
2006-11-15 22:10:22 · answer #9 · answered by Loren 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will go home and eat liver and fish for lunch.
Oh and you will give your friend a 12 flower bag.
2006-11-16 06:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by dervin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop reading this and just go back to bed.
Hope you didn't eat the duck.
Watch for rain.
2006-11-16 03:23:01 · answer #11 · answered by speranzacampbell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋