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.........Asked in the style of FHG. Could you all think of one please???
The one that has me laughing so hard that the tears stream down my face gets the points!!!

2006-11-03 21:56:00 · 18 answers · asked by Andielep 6 in Food & Drink Vegetarian & Vegan

Hari, who are you? Did you know he is a racist as well and he has been insulting Afro Caribbean people and Asians. so look before you leap in and answer! thumbs down!

The Exile FHG ,is a meateater who keeps asking questions in here that are unsuitable to the Vegetarian and Vegan Forum and should be in General food but he just does it to annoy the heck out of us!!

2006-11-03 22:06:22 · update #1

Dodo T ! EH??!?!?! Obviously you have never laughed so riotously that the tears ran down your face!!

2006-11-03 22:08:31 · update #2

FHG I agree with you about this being a forum for discussions about Vegetarianism and Veganism however you turn it into a battle ground!!! You deliberatly stir it with us carrot crunchers!!!
Using questions like Would vegans eat an animal if it was only fed vegetables? Would vegans make an exception if I ate an animal that I found ran over at the side of the road! Why are all vegans misfits? Why do vegans have flaky skin? and My favourite (upto now!!), How can I persuade these vegans to include a little red meat in their diet!! I could go on but I'm not EVEN going to add your Racist Questions!!!!!!!!!!
You should not be goading us and latterly using Racial slurs, it isn't big and it isn't clever !!!! if brains were chocolate you'd struggle to make a smartie!!! ( an m and m type candie)
If anyone should be banned it should be you!!

2006-11-05 11:23:20 · update #3

Nick L, Michael H, AJF and Peachybum, LMAO!!!! Good answer, Princess!! I will do a 'dip doo, magazoo between you lot' and choose the winner!!

2006-11-06 23:49:02 · update #4

I forgot to mention Gayle R, you are a genius!!

2006-11-06 23:50:51 · update #5

18 answers

FHG= fox hunter guy? hahahaha

it would have to go something like:

"Can vegans have oral sex?"

and then there'd be some snide comment below like:

"Ewwww...I didn't want to know about tripled chinned fat jiggling vegan sex. and no I don't want to join in."

I would be surprised if he all ready asked that but, yeah, I've never met a fat vegan and FHG is really rude to people who take the time to answer his dumb questions.

2006-11-03 22:14:02 · answer #1 · answered by AJ F 3 · 4 1

Do meat eaters absorb the characteristics of the meat they consume ?

Recently, a friend commented they can hear reverbarations all night with the machinegun rattle of me having "relations" with a rabbit.

Apprently this can be heard all across the trailer park, I wonder if my regular consumption of roadkill rabbit is having an effect.

I notice that the side of my trailer is developing cracks from the regular headbanging.

Last time I looked, i also noticed my willy had shrunk to the size of a toothpick, is this normal ?

I think Princess has the answer ( see below )

2006-11-05 22:18:52 · answer #2 · answered by Michael H 7 · 1 0

one million. sure, I do like it yet i'm no longer under any circumstances obsessed and have not have been given any staying power with the freakish, obsessed, groupie fangirls. i like it because of the fact, nicely, it is not comparable to the comparable old sugary candy intense college musical tweeniebopper pap that I in lots of situations examine/watch (am attempting to shrink down on that although!) 2. No, have not examine it. i could decide directly to although, I genuinely have heard that is quite sturdy. 3. I genuinely have purely examine the 1st 2 books. So i don't have a time-honored. I genuinely have seen the 1st, 2d and 4th movies additionally and could decide directly to verify and spot something of books and movies. purely stupid library in no way has those you decide on on!

2016-12-17 04:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I just want everyone on Yahoo! Answers to know that I have reported this question and all the answers to Yahoo!

The Vegetarian & Vegan section is for asking questions. It is not for an online cult meeting. I am seriously tired of your kind.

2006-11-05 08:30:41 · answer #4 · answered by foxhunter_guy 1 · 1 3

Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line


i need the points!!!

2006-11-03 22:00:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 5

Do vegans know that tofu is made of slaughtered baby seals?


Plus, can you be vegan if you ever kissed anyone who ate meat?


Or, could a vegetarian eat someone who was spineless, like a liberal?

2006-11-04 11:16:18 · answer #6 · answered by Gayle R 2 · 4 1

Soak FGH in fox-scent and let the hounds loose, to chase him.
No more stupid veggie baiting questions after that, I'm sure.
He will read this and get upset, I know.
Till then it will have made you smile.

2006-11-04 09:46:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

hey girl JamieB really deserves the points, that was so funny I was laughing all the way through it & I gonna try some of it at my drive thru toooooo lol

2006-11-04 00:09:56 · answer #8 · answered by Denise W 4 · 1 2

Hello dearest, old person here, what the hell is FHG


Thanks for your answer, haven't come across this particular idiot yet.

2006-11-03 21:59:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I still love this one...

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqFQ.IdoSrUyCxuLo356ekAgBgx.?qid=20061017043001AAEibts

It made me feel so warm inside!

2006-11-05 22:57:23 · answer #10 · answered by - 5 · 2 0

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