the toilets in my office contain 2 urinals. if someone is using one of them, i refuse to use the other until he if finished, zipped up and walking away. does anyone else feel the same way?
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2006-10-29 22:11:36 · 11 answers · asked by arrrthelifeofapirate 3 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ STDs
one time there was a midget at the urinal next to me, i turned around and accidently slapped him across his forehead with my penis.
true story.
2006-10-29 22:18:47 · update #1
oh and by the way, i have no problem whipping it out. i just have to be careful with taking peoples eyes out!
2006-10-29 23:40:48 · update #2
You can always tell the soft-lads who are not brave to whip their chap out in public...
It is the same as the silent sh*itters that you can tell are sitting down in the cubicle next to you, waiting for you to leave before they release their payload...
In both cases, I will slip into the Karate move called
Toilet-Fakey Style, whereby I make the necessary move either out of the cubicle or away from the latrine and towards the wash basin..once the tap is running, the aforementioned soft-lads will relax and get about the business of doing their business.
It is about 13 seconds after the taps start running that I turn them off, turn around and start applauding and saying WELL DONE very very loudly indeed.
2006-10-29 23:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If someone's using one of two urinals, what I tend to do is walk up to the free one backwards, drop me kegs, get out a newspaper, and do a big crap in the urinal. I just like to see the look on their face.
True story.
2006-10-29 22:54:07 · answer #2 · answered by people are scum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't think i feel the same way about urinals the way you do. and i have never wacked a midget with me dick before!!!
i did take a dump in the urinal once though just for laughs. no one was around...
2006-10-29 23:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really. Although I'm not comfortable with a man "sneeking a peek" if he was even able to, at least I'd be giving him an eyefull of soemthing to be jealous of.
Hell, if you gotta go, you gotta go right?!
2006-10-29 22:15:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow..! So that's why guys don't go to the toilets - in restaurants specially - together.
Could be false modesty or insecurity or latent homosomething, even.
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2006-10-29 22:18:59 · answer #5 · answered by Solange B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you afraid that some pee is going to get on you or something? Or is it that you just don't want the other guy to see your pecker.....
2006-10-29 22:17:34 · answer #6 · answered by Docta Jones 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what the heck are you in the meantime while the other guy is finishing his business? i am sure the other guys are pretty intrigued by you....
2006-10-29 22:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by 42 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-30 12:32:31 · answer #8 · answered by King Midas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IMBIGGERTHANYOU YOU SOB.ARE YOU WHO MY WIFE IS SEEING..HOUSE SITTING FOR CHOCTAWS AND IM DRINKING ALL THERE LICQUOR!!!
2006-10-30 03:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny?
2006-10-30 14:37:58 · answer #10 · answered by the_silverfoxx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋