if i tell my neighbor i got really drunk last night dont know what happened bit i woke up this morning with one of his sheep in my bed
2006-10-28 13:12:09 · 30 answers · asked by rectal itch 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
If the Sheep keeps his mouth shut and swears nothing happened. Once you go Baaaah, you never go back.
2006-10-28 13:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
He'll probably understand why you couldn't have relations with a human female and take pity on you. The best thing to do is keep quiet about it so you can get some more. P.S. Congrats on finally losing your cherry.
2006-10-28 13:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by John P 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does that sheep have anything to do with your rectal itch?! Becuase in that case, you and that sheep should see your physician asap. Bcuz that damn sheep could have been sleeping around, behind your back!!
2006-10-28 19:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by wildchild47236 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was appalling but 3/10.
2006-10-28 23:53:54 · answer #4 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sicko
2006-10-28 13:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by jupitor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the sheep decides to press charges... yes.
2006-10-28 14:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by templar1414 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if you get the sheep pregnant.
2006-10-28 13:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just say the sheep was having nightmares and it needed a cuddle
2006-10-28 16:48:43 · answer #8 · answered by double d debbie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe tell the sheep to take a pregnancy test and shut the hell up!
2006-10-28 13:20:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't think of a reason why you would go to jail
2006-10-28 13:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋