I've a bone to pick with the milkman
2006-10-26 04:30:20 · 29 answers · asked by pop 4 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ STDs
Ok some of you are not reading this thing right
The wife is healthy
so am I
so is the milkman
I hate the milkmans wife
I want to give the wife the pox so she will give it to the milkman
and he can give it to her
2006-10-26 05:04:43 · update #1
You need to screw the gasmans wife
she will give it to the gasman
he will give it to the coalmans wife
she will give it to the coalman
he will give it to the policemans wife
she will give it to the policeman
he will give it to your wife
then the bloody milkmans had it
2006-10-26 05:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bone to pick....that is too funny. Anyone else pick up on that. Intentional or not, hilarious. Oh, and good luck on your job as a writer on Desparate Houswives. Dude, nobody has a milkman anymore.
2006-10-26 23:20:43 · answer #2 · answered by JR 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you'd have to pick one up yourself first off. Then give it to her "the old fashioned way". Alot of women don't have symptoms of an STD when they've got one....
But why don't you just kick the milkman's ***? And throw your wife out, if those two hooking up is your real problem. Though if she's cheating on you she's probably well on her way to picking up an STD all by herself.
2006-10-26 11:35:24 · answer #3 · answered by Maggie P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well first you have to get one.... how you go about that is completely up to you. Then you could give it to the milkman and he could give it to the wife.
2006-10-26 11:40:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok im taking a guess here and saying that you dont have it and she does, therfore she must have slept with someone else right? if yes, then please make double sure you dont have it first. go to the doctor and find out. you may not have any symtoms but still have it. if you all clear then you have to have it out with her. (and the Milkman). dont go jumping to conclusions though until you know for sure.
2006-10-26 11:44:57 · answer #5 · answered by Roo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many STDs do not have symptoms and thus only show up during routine smear tests etc such as chlamydia so its defo not impossible- I would get yourself checked ASAP
2006-10-26 11:41:25 · answer #6 · answered by Scots lass 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would have to contract it yourself, and why would you want to do that?
Half the STDs out there are NOT curable and some are deadly (HIV/AIDS). So, you would have to get the STD and then give it to her. Not only would she have it the rest of her life but so would you. Why would you want that?
2006-10-26 11:33:53 · answer #7 · answered by Alli 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the hell r u talking about? lol It seems like ur wifey cheated on you and now you want to repay her back.
2006-10-26 14:23:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wtf?? how are you gonna get a std if you want to stay healthy?...go to the std black market buy a bag of aids and throw it on her there are way better ways of fixing this sistuation try kicking her out and kicking the milkmans ***
2006-10-26 16:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you skip the middle person and go straight to the source
2006-10-26 14:38:55 · answer #10 · answered by sunshine23511 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋