three squaddies in Bosnia are talking over dinner when one says
"whilst I was out patrolling the train station last night I found a girl tied to the track". "What did you do replies on of his mates". "well I untied her and took her to safety one thing led to another and We had the most amazing sex I have ever had in my life." To which one of the other squaddies in quires "did you get a blow jo b off her?" "No said the first, I couldn't be fcuked to find her head!"
2006-10-25 23:19:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what's blue and doesn't fit anymore??
Dead epileptic
2006-10-25 23:26:04 · update #1
ha ha ha hee hee Like your style!!!
2006-10-26 17:07:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Disgusting
2006-10-26 00:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He heh yeah great..
Some people might find it offensive.. Theres worse jokes around, this is nothing to what i have heard!!
Catchya
Here is one for u.. I hope i dont offend anyone!!
There are two nuns in a shower, one nun asks the other "wears the soap?" The nun replies "Yes it does doesnt it"
2006-10-25 23:23:50 · answer #3 · answered by ca4btts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that as bad as, a Woman said,give me 12 inches & make me bleed ?so this guy gave her 6 & smacked her in the mouth?
2006-10-25 23:36:09 · answer #4 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it wrong to find that really funny!!!
Ah I dont care anyway its only a bit of fun!
2006-10-25 23:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Already heard that one. Make up an original and try again.
2006-10-25 23:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by Avia 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
har di har har har Billy Joe
2006-10-25 23:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
prob a bit too extreme
whats 15 inches and makes women scream?
cot death
2006-10-25 23:23:51 · answer #8 · answered by hellraiza15 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A guy is on an elevator when a woman steps on.
He says, "pardon me, but can I smell your feet?"
She says, "Why, of course not!"
He says, "Well, it must be your p**sy then!"
2006-10-25 23:22:08 · answer #9 · answered by Julie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not very funny
2006-10-25 23:23:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋