A soldier became detached from his unit inn china whilst on exercise. He walked for days trying to find some where to get help. On the 12th day he comes a cross a remote farm house and knocks on the door. An old Chinese man answers the door and the soldier explains his predicament. The Chinese man lets him in and says that he can stay the night as long as he promises not to take advantage of his only daughter. The soldier agrees and is shown to his room. After a short while the Chinese man calls him down for dinner and the soldier enters the dinning room. Sat at the table is the most amazing girl he has ever seen before and he immediately feels aroused. He is sat opposite her with the father sat at the end of the table. The meal goes well and after dinner the father goes to bed. The soldier and the daughter stay up talking and soon they find them selves giving in to nature. After they have finished the soldier remembers his promise and quietly goes to bed on the second floor hoping that the father had not heard.
In the morning he awakes to have find his whole chest is in pain. He opens his eyes and there is a huge boulder sat on his rib cage. On the boulder it says
1st form of Chinese torture, boulder on chest.
The soldier gets up and throws the boulder out the open window on the bottom it reads
2nd form of Chinese torture, boulder tied to left boll0ck
He jumps out the window after the boulder and painted on the floor a sign reads
3rd form of Chinese torture right boll0ck tied to bed post.
2006-10-25 23:09:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha very good.... Copy cat!! lol ;o)
2006-10-25 23:24:21 · answer #1 · answered by **SARAH** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a great joke. For starters, if his testicle is attached to the boulder, I think he'd figure that out the moment it went out the window. He would certainly trip over his other testicle on the way out if it was tied to the bedpost.
Then one has to wonder how testicles can be tied or a boulder gingerly placed so that the victim doesn't wake up.
How about:
The soldier wakes up because a boulder is dropped on his chest.
1st form of Chinese torture, boulder on chest
He tosses the boulder off, sees a second note on his crotch
2nd form of Chinese torture, My daughter has VD, the whore.
2006-10-25 23:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by Ciaoenrico 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
a super form of the lady's checklist is bogus.. This guy has greater subjects than no longer getting intercourse however.. no longer coming homestead 36 circumstances in one year? rashes.. caught in zipper? 15 circumstances in a year? ouch. Burned tongue 9 circumstances and splinter in finger eleven circumstances? No guy might pass up intercourse using fact of those.. lost concept after questioning approximately it? yeah perfect.
2016-11-25 21:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
three squaddies in Bosnia are talking over dinner when one says
"whilst I was out patrolling the train station last night I found a girl tied to the track". "What did you do replies on of his mates". "well I untied her and took her to safety one thing led to another and We had the most amazing sex I have ever had in my life." To which one of the other squaddies in quires "did you get a blow jo b off her?" "No said the first, I couldn't be fcuked to find her head!"
2006-10-25 23:18:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a loada bolloks to me !
2006-10-25 23:33:12 · answer #5 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not cool (not the joke-just the thought of that pain-not cool at all)
2006-10-25 23:19:51 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mm
2006-10-25 23:48:08 · answer #7 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-10-26 00:01:05 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oohh!! that made me cross my legs!
Great first attempt. I love you
2006-10-25 23:11:21 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a wkd joke wel done xXx mad e me laf xxx
2006-10-25 23:21:39 · answer #10 · answered by devils sweetheart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋