2006-10-25 22:45:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why are you wasting your time on Yahoo when you can be out there saving the world.
2006-10-25 23:05:41 · answer #1 · answered by N3WJL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please can you sum up ALL of your ideals and put them onto one page please - oh and try to make is so incredibly simple that even the creatively stupid people cannot distort your words into meaning almost the total opposite of what you intended.
Of course a few hundred years from when you do this, some nitwits will write a book apparently on your behalf which will be about THEIR agenda, but I think you know that already.....
Also tell people it is better NOT to follow ANY religion than to kill/maim/torture people in your name. I am guessing that might piss you off a bit.
Please stop using analogy and example. We are only human - and lack the basic intelligence to realise that you might illustrate by concept or idea. We try to follow every single utterance as a literal. Sorry the intelligence thing didn't really work out so well there.
When you said "go forth and multiply", we obeyed blindly until we are now overcrowding our little world. If you can say "ok, enough already", we might be able to enjoy sex AND practice contracepetion. Otherwise we have famines, get relief and then spit out more children so we can go back to famine again.
Oh yes, while we're about it, please ask the Pope to stop telling people that condoms do not help reduce HIV. That's actually more than a little wicked.
In the meantime, I have tried to condense ALL your teachings down to the following. If I am ok with that, fine, if not, please let me know :)
"Love your fellow man, aim to do no harm, assist those you are able to assist without detriment to yourself - and Enjoy life"
2006-10-26 06:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by Mark T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every time I answer a question like that honestly, I get a violation notice. So I'll only say that I would not have anything positive to say to god.
2006-10-26 06:25:26 · answer #3 · answered by Wonder Weirdo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say :
"So what about the duck-billed platypus? What were You thinking when You created that? Did You just have a bunch of spare parts leftover that You didn't want to go to waste?"
2006-10-26 06:17:44 · answer #4 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wake up buddy, you are God, the only difference between you and what you might call GOD is a simple realization....So on that note I'd like a big breasted bi-sexual swedish blonde porn star girlfriend, 1 billion dollars and super strength, oh and throw in mind reading.. cheers your lordship
2006-10-26 05:51:51 · answer #5 · answered by SUFI 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about a little slack? I'm tired and sure could use a bit of good luck for a change.
2006-10-26 05:48:04 · answer #6 · answered by Hillaryforpresident 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well ur not a god cos ur pretending to be one!
2006-10-26 05:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by ~electra~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say, dude... you're not God so stop pretending you are.
2006-10-26 05:47:02 · answer #8 · answered by Mustafa 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is not an option, as you are not God and I cannot worship a graven immage.
2006-10-26 06:02:28 · answer #9 · answered by love my Lord 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Id say what the hell made u create man kind??? And boredom is no excuse....
2006-10-26 05:54:25 · answer #10 · answered by SaYumMum 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋