How do I hide my Man Bulge?

Question

I'm doing drag (for the first time) on Saturday. Whilst I'm not Mr Schlong, I've done a few dry runs in various pairs of my pants, and then put on my dress (a lovely red sequin number) and none are suitably restricting my manhood. I want it gone for the evening, who can help moi?

Answer 1

Whats the big deal unless you want to be a convincing drag? Seeing an obvious sausage through your dress would add to laugh-ability for me.

Answer 2

ok, you need to wear something which will hold everything out of the way securely whilst not squishing it all painfully in untoward places.
Have you tried a ladies thong? they are not cut to allow bulges so should hold it all underneath better than regular undies.
Failing that get some firm control tights from debenhams or your local department store.
Good luck and i hope you don't cut off the circulation...

Answer 3

Instead of doing "drag" I would go to a fancy dress party then you can throw it over your shoulder and go as a petrol pump.

Answer 4

Screw the female drag. Be proud of your manhood and do leather biker drag instead.

Answer 5

Tuck it between your legs and put on a pair of panty hose or a girdle or a support pair of panties. Or try a pleated skirt.

Answer 6

You could try wrapping a tensor bandage sort of up and over then around? Maybe.....I don't know! Whatever you do, don't hurt yourself Darling!

Answer 7

Take the rolled-up socks out of your pants.

Answer 8

Put down the magnifying glass.

Answer 9

I've said it before and I'll say it again....Tuck

Answer 10

cut it off? or perhaps wrap it around your torso.