Once upon a time there was a Prince who, through no fault of his own was cast under a spell by an evil witch.
The curse was that the Prince could speak only one word each year. However, he could save up the words so that if he did not speak for a whole year, then the following year he was allowed to speak two words. (This was before the time of letter writing or sign language.)
One day he met a beautiful princess (ruby lips, golden hair, sapphire eyes,) and fell madly in love. With the greatest difficulty he decided to refrain from speaking for two whole years so that he could look at her and say "my darling".
But at the end of the two years he wished to tell her that he loved her.
Because of this he waited three more years without speaking
(bringing the total number of silent years to 5).
But at the end of these five years he realized that he had to ask her to marry him.
So he waited ANOTHER four years without speaking.
2006-10-25 21:34:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Finally as the ninth year of silence ended, his joy knew no bounds.
Leading the lovely princess to the most secluded and romantic place in that beautiful royal garden the prince heaped a hundred red roses on her lap, knelt before her, and taking her hand in his, said huskily,
"My darling,I love you! Will you marry me?"
And the princess tucked a strand of golden hair behind a dainty ear,
opened her sapphire eyes in wonder, and parting her ruby lips, said:
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2006-10-25 21:35:15 · update #1
Well, guess what she said ..........
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.......come on, guess what could she have
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"Pardon?"
2006-10-25 21:35:40 · update #2
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
2006-10-25 21:37:12 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ Kazbaz ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the poor prince needs to just kiss her and be done with it. Take her hand and lead her to the place they will get married! Then be happy together! The spell will be broken!
2006-10-26 04:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one. Poor prince. Pity him.
Next time he manages to ask the same line, she will probably be hard of hearing because of old age.
2006-10-26 05:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by cooldude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How funny. There goes another 9 years.
2006-10-26 04:42:45 · answer #4 · answered by avid_rafter765 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, scrolling down I had a feeling the b*tch was deaf, poor guy I hope he strangled her. Anyhow thanks for the good laugh. peace out.
I AM
2006-10-26 05:03:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that was great, you r funny.Thanks for making my day.Do u have another one?Something similar?:)))
LOL
LOL
2006-10-26 05:10:49 · answer #6 · answered by bilezlatko 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhh! Nooooo! LOL! All that for nothing! â¥
2006-10-26 05:26:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaw!! Now, that is just Wrong!! Wrong! Wrong!
LOL.
2006-10-30 13:42:30 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH NO !!
Oh my gosh!! I can't stop laughing. That's so horrible.
LOL LOL LOL
2006-10-26 04:39:14 · answer #9 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*laughs* hahahahahaha holy ******* **** thats funny!
2006-10-26 04:50:44 · answer #10 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋