can you tell me some good funny jokes and keep them short
2006-10-25 18:59:47 · 5 answers · asked by blah 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
We go bear hunting.
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.
2006-10-25 19:55:44 · answer #1 · answered by sha_la_la 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. ur doin ur gf k? right when u get off stop pumpin while still in good, break a sweat and look worried, when she asks wats wrong or y u stop etc. then u say "i think im stuck"
2. ur doin ur gf k? right when she is really getting 'comfortable' stop and walk away, start puttin ur clothes on etc. normal response 'wat the hell are u doing?!' u reply 'im gettin kinda bored, i think im gonna go to [[your friend's name here]]'s house and hang out for a bit
3. ur doin ur gf k? shes on top... ez one, read the newspaper
2006-10-26 02:07:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do women have two sets of lips??? So they can piss and moan at the same time!!!
The only other ones I can think of are to racist... sorry.
2006-10-26 02:04:57 · answer #3 · answered by lovemykalli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wats ur name
2006-10-26 02:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why the chicken crossed the road???.............................................................to say ..I. !!!! GET IT???
2006-10-26 02:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by GMORAM29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋