example
"your momma is so fat she steped on the scale and it said 'to be continued"
got any other good ones?
2006-10-25 18:54:27 · 18 answers · asked by blah 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. your momma so ugly Bigfoot takes pics of her
2.your momma so fat that when she gets on a scale it says to be continued
3. your momma so dumb she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company
4. your moms so fat she fills the bathtub with an inch of water and it still over flows
5 your mommas so dumb she went to jail for stealing welfare cheese
your mommas so fat she made king Kong retrier
7 your momma so fat she wore high heels and struck oil
8 your mommas so ugly the ocean won't even wave at her
9 your mommas so fat i ran around her once and got lost
10 your momma so dumb she was on the freeway and heard end of the road come on the radio and she stooped
2006-10-25 19:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by ryan s 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
O I love these one-liners!!! Here are some of my favs:
Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like ****.
Yo momma's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed.
Yo momma's so old her birth certificate says 'expired' on it.
Yo momma's so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo momma so fat her driver's license photo says "continued on other side"
Yo momma so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma's so fat, when she has to haul *** it takes two trips!
Yo momma's so fat, your family portrait has stretch marks.
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
2006-10-25 19:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by Midnight Butterfly 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not sure it's a momma joke exactly: A new restaurant in town: Mexican and soul food. It's called Nacho momma. I know I should get out more.
2006-10-25 18:57:20 · answer #3 · answered by doktordbel 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection
Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck
Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin
Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other
Yo mama's so poor, she has to take the trash IN.
Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers
2006-10-25 19:01:10 · answer #4 · answered by beans90000 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your mamas so fat that when she jumped in the ocean all the water came out and all the whales started singing "we are family"
yo momma's so fat that she has her own gravitational pull.
yo momma butt so big that when she came home from the mall 5 boys were attatched to it.
yo momma so ugly that when any1 or anything glanced at her they DIE
yo momma so fat that when she had lippo surgery even bill gates couldnt pay for it.
2006-10-25 19:42:57 · answer #5 · answered by wendy 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
your momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washingtons nose.
2006-10-25 19:08:46 · answer #6 · answered by Tony Montemayor 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your momma's so fat, when she sits around the table for dinner.. she sits AROUND the table!
Yeah.. it's lame. It also needs hand motions to demonstrate her flubbiness going over the table.
2006-10-25 18:56:27 · answer #7 · answered by Hessy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ya mommas so fat she fell outta both sides a' th' bed.
2006-10-25 19:55:16 · answer #8 · answered by ~*~ 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo momma wanted to get ahold of your dad, so she went down to the corner and hung a "to whom it may concern" sign on the light post.
2006-10-25 18:57:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your momma is so ugly...
When you took her to the park,
The park service gave you a ticket
for littering.
2006-10-25 18:56:21 · answer #10 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋