Come and taste the deliciousness of his supreme pasta-ness. Let his noodley appendages touch you, so you will know the truthiness of him who might in some small way be considered pasta in some way.
Don’t you see how much sense this kinda sorta makes?
2006-10-25 18:45:37 · 13 answers · asked by trouthunter 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
But I have I have. I celebrate my pastafarianism at least twice a week or more.
2006-10-25 18:50:28 · answer #1 · answered by surfnsfree 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I see what you mean but I am a follower of the Word of Couscous. We look at the grains to get our guidance, precooked of course. We have a mint and lemon procession each year to honor the Word of Couscous. Happy worshipping!!
2006-10-26 01:52:25 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was pretty grossed out by everything you said but the "noodly appendages" bit saved it and I am now a convert.
2006-10-26 01:49:16 · answer #3 · answered by Fluffy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and don't forget FSM has a beer volcano and stripper factory in their heaven. Can anybody else's religion top that? I think not.
2006-10-26 01:49:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Holy Macaroni!
Here's a recipe for success:
Read your Bible every day . . . without fail. Every day. Esteem the Word more important than your food (see Psalm One).
Obey what you read.
Cultivate a tender conscience.
Never doubt any of God's promises.
Obey the Great Commission (see John 14:21).
2006-10-26 02:14:41 · answer #5 · answered by Sister Christian 3 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Pastafarinism is just one of many theories passed on as thurt that must not be questioned...just another cult to me.
2006-10-29 12:21:26 · answer #6 · answered by ??IMAGINE ?? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
why don't you try to stare into your pasta bowl and find some kinda truth within your chaotic bowl noodlyness. its there i bet you can see it.
2006-10-26 01:49:16 · answer #7 · answered by Solomon Dump 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't like competition.
2006-10-26 01:49:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow what r u smokeing
2006-10-26 01:49:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need help my friend
2006-10-26 01:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by Weebl 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋