1) The only One True God (tm) is the Flying Spaghetti Monster
2) Therefore, all other religions are false and lead to the worshipping of Antipasta, the evil devil nemesis of the FSM.
3) Therefore, all christians, muslims, jews, hindi, buddhists, etc are devil worshippers and evil.
4) The only thing worse than these devil worshippers are the atheists. How DARE they reject His Noodliness?!?!?
5) And the only thing worse than atheists are agnostics. They don't even have the noodly backbone to take a position.
Remember: If you're not a Pastafarian, then you're evil.
Why? Because the FSM says so. That's why.
He said it.
I believe it.
That settles it.
Goodnight.
2006-10-25 18:24:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'll add ..that if it isn't Al dente, is sacrilegious.
2006-10-25 18:27:18 · answer #1 · answered by trouthunter 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
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2016-12-08 21:35:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UGottit Boss. I'll B Outside watchin tha door.
2006-10-25 18:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Randy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Then it is settled.
No need for any of us to return to this debate ever again.
But...I agree to disagree with you. From a Deist perspective, all things are equal...and we all have freedom of will. I think I'll see ya again!
2006-10-25 18:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry I thought i had you for dinner tonight. My mistake . will try again.
THE CREATOR OF ALL THINGS
2006-10-25 18:42:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is Chef Boyardee the pope yet?
2006-10-25 18:30:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Que?
2006-10-25 18:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by genuine♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"When in doubt, whip it out!", so check out the reference. Also, another professor, a constipated mathematician exclaimed, "Work it out with a pencil".
2006-10-25 18:40:47 · answer #8 · answered by Froggie 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Goodnight Sweet dreams ;)
2006-10-25 18:28:00 · answer #9 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I think u write just to see urself printed.
2006-10-25 18:28:10 · answer #10 · answered by adrift feline 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋