ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you , Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capeli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
What'd you get?
Four months vacation and five good leads........
2006-10-25 17:40:46 · 14 answers · asked by GodLess American 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thats AWESOME!! Did U get that from The Sopranos? Luvyalilly!
2006-10-25 17:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by Randy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why a talk about irreligious people is called religious joke?
If the priest in the story was a teacher, would that joke be called educational joke?
2006-10-25 17:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read this some where,,its sort of funny..weird how the priest knew all the loose women.
2006-10-25 17:44:15 · answer #3 · answered by UR funee but looks arent evrythg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thanks Lilly...too cute.
2006-10-25 17:45:20 · answer #4 · answered by Ivyvine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-25 17:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-25 18:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by pleiades-im-coming-home 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very cute!
2006-10-25 17:43:07 · answer #7 · answered by twelfntwelf3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up!
I liked it a lot. Thanks for the good cheer.
2006-10-25 17:45:43 · answer #8 · answered by Robere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ur funny lol
2006-10-25 17:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is real sick joke
2006-10-25 17:43:33 · answer #10 · answered by ashishmulye 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋