Obvsiously, evolution is wrong because... well, science is complicated and makes my head hurt... it's a lot easier to say that the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) did it all instead of having to educate myself about all the science stuff.
So, as you see, it's obvious that evolution is wrong and the FSM created everything.
Why won't people accept this?
Are they made at the One True God of Spaghetti?
Clearly, those who reject the Truth must have some kind of personal issues. How can we help them see?
2006-10-25 17:22:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How dare you? GOD is real and HE LOVES YOU! He created everything and he took the time to write the Bible. Repent now! Repent or else we'll be seeing you in Hell!
hehe Just kidding. Of course the FSM created everything. I've already been touched by His noodly appendage.
RAmen
2006-10-25 17:26:40 · answer #1 · answered by GodLess American 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Motivational, evolution has been proven. Google lizards live birth. A flying spaghetti monster is about as absurd as God. LOALWOALAWOLAWKLWAL
2016-05-22 14:43:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evolution...who?
2006-10-26 03:07:33 · answer #3 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FSM ID Creation explains why the world is in such a tangled mess.
2006-10-25 17:28:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about a movie like "The Ten Commandments of the FSM" or "FSM Gump"
2006-10-25 17:25:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Actually I could debate evolution all day long. If you actually study it instead of letting your teachers and textbooks spoonfeed you the information, you would find that to this day, there is not one example of a cell mutation that gains information...not a single example. You can read Darwin's original texts and he even admits the flaw himself...but yet even though there is not a single example of this...most people jump on the evolution band wagon. Study it in more detail and then make your call. www.answersingenesis.org
2006-10-25 17:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by Mada 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Ok sure why not. Maybe u can help them by giving them tomatoes and cheese with they're spaghetti.
2006-10-25 17:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by xoɟ ʍous 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No insult intended, but the Pastafarians are cool people.
2006-10-25 23:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by husam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about those that are some of the top scientists on this earth that still believe in God?
2006-10-25 17:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by dth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm, Spaghetti. Does he come with cheese? If he doesn't, I'm not believing him.
2006-10-25 17:28:23 · answer #10 · answered by 24th Princess 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋