2006-10-25 17:21:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama so poor, you stepped into an elevator and she said "get out of my mobile home"
2006-10-25 17:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by strokesfanatic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i havent herd any funny yo mamma jokes lately but i would like to say ur ann ASSH>OLE because u didnt have to be so fing rude when answering my qyestion ' why cant people show who they really r' i meant in a realtionship and if i was in a realationsahip i would tell the person i am with exactly what i felt because i would want them to be the same way with me dipsh>t
2006-10-27 08:19:44 · answer #2 · answered by kaila 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between yo momma and an ironing board??
-yo mommas legs are easier to open.
like it??
made it up myself...lol
why is it always yo momma jokes??
whats wrong with some yo daddy jokes every once in awhile??
just a thought....haha
2006-10-26 03:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so poor, when I stepped on a cigarette butt at yo crib, yo momma said "who turned off the heat"?
2006-10-26 00:26:18 · answer #4 · answered by dbqdawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so big, when God said, "let there be light" he asked her to move aside.
2006-10-26 00:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma is so fat that even Bill Gates can't pay for her liposuction
2006-10-26 00:45:27 · answer #6 · answered by ~M~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so ugly that even freddie crouguar is scared of her face
2006-10-26 11:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God said "Let There Be Light!".. Then he seen yo momma and said "Turn that **** off!"
2006-10-26 04:00:19 · answer #8 · answered by Lakers for a 3-Peat? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so old, her breast milk is powdered
yo mama so short, you can see her feet in here driver's license photo
yo mama so old she got moses in her yearbook
yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry
there are plenty! just a few of the one's i like
2006-10-26 01:46:20 · answer #9 · answered by notda14u2toplaywith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well this ones a classic (i think) but here it goes...Yo momma so fat that when she saw a yellow bus she yelled "TWINKIE!"
2006-10-26 01:32:04 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Pepper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋