Church of Don
2006-10-25 17:05:25 · 5 answers · asked by WhyNotAsk Son Of God 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tell the sheeple that they are worms and sinners. Have them sing songs in which they call themselves "wretches." Make them feel like the scum of the earth and then tell them they are going to live forever in paradise and you got the key.
2006-10-25 17:09:30 · answer #1 · answered by AiW 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them how the hooker, the receptionist, the land and investment scam, had you sin as you reamed your brothers in the name of god, while you drive your Mercedes over to the flocks house for dinner and drunk lewdness. This will draw world wide attention, and every t.v appearance is just money in the bank.
Don't forget to cry and fall on your knees.
I AM
2006-10-25 17:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, i think you must tell them that you need to build a new bigger church of don and then pass the basket and call out names of who gives and who doesn't
2006-10-25 17:11:45 · answer #3 · answered by Annmaree 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whoa, Don! missed you buddy! love the pink shirt! by the way, where is eltondon?
2006-10-25 18:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell them you are exempt from taxes.
2006-10-25 17:42:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋