Only riddles please
2006-10-25 17:03:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why did the blond fall out of the plane?
The pilot said You can freely move about the cabin, so she went to see where the cabin was!
2006-10-25 17:16:34 · answer #1 · answered by dbqdawg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What do you give the blonde who has everything?
A. Penicillin
Q. What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A. Branch manager.
Q. What is it when a blonde blows into another blondes ear?
A. Data transfer.
Q. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
A. She needed them for the darkroom she was building.
Q. How can you tell a blonde has been at a computer?
A. There's cheese in front of the mouse
Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
Q. What did the blonde say to her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A. "Is it mine?"
Q. Did you hear about the blonde who got locked in the bathroom?
A. She was in there so long, she wet her pants.
Q. Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
A. Because the box said 4 to 6 years.
Q. What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A. Gifted.
Q. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill. Who picks it up?
A. The dumb blonde! There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
Q. What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A. They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3-1/2 days?
A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125 lbs.
2006-10-25 19:21:18 · answer #2 · answered by Midnight Butterfly 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
she said riddles not jokes lol not that any blondes could come up with riddles lol no offense to the blondes who read this
2006-10-25 18:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by juju_63670 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok here it is going A blonde, a brunnette and a pink head have been in a ship After somewhat they observed there became a hollow interior the boat The boat became sinking quickly! there became an island 10 miles away The brunette jumped out swam 6 miles have been given drained and died The island became 9 miles away now The pink head jumped out swam 5 miles have been given drained and died The island became 8 miles away now. The blonde jumped out swam 4 miles have been given drained and swam back lol there is greater the place that got here from in case you liked that click on my avatar and answer a number of my questions please
2016-11-25 21:09:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q- How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A- There's white-out on the screen.
Q- How can you tell if another blonde has been using the same computer?
A- There's writing on the white-out.
2006-10-25 17:50:00 · answer #5 · answered by cedrpt#1fan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week?
The Box said "Up to 20 pounds".
2006-10-25 17:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes walked into a bar, you'd think one of them would have seen it. HaHaHa
2006-10-25 17:08:15 · answer #7 · answered by Sharky 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO HAVE ONE FOR US TO SEE. DARN.
2006-10-25 17:05:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋