A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..."
"Dang" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? "Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flowerbeds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?
2006-10-25 17:00:56 · 13 answers · asked by })i({ J and D's Momma })i({ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Finish the joke...add the punchline! Have fun. Thank you!!!!
2006-10-25 17:04:47 · update #1
LOL! Funny. :D
"It's a secret....But just to give you a hint...Not everyone pays the $20." the little old lady says smirkingly.
"What?! You've been cutting off people's thingies?! You're not allowed to do that!"
"So I'm not allowed to protect my bushes from being burned by acid pee?" The little old lady asked, defendingly.
"Well you can't just cut them off! But by the way...What if it's a woman?" asked the cop.
"Well..."
OOH! Finish that! Buahaha. XD
2006-10-25 17:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh!! Sweet little old ladies!! I can think of a few different ways of getting screwed and that isn't one of them!! lol ♥
2016-05-22 14:42:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well not everybody has $20
2006-10-25 17:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by kevin_4508 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
groceries? lil old ladys havta eat 2 ya know!
2006-10-25 23:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The discounts from those cheaper bastards who asked for half-off!
2006-10-25 17:23:48 · answer #5 · answered by dbqdawg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Some just don't have $20.00 but believe me they still pay!
2006-10-25 17:26:05 · answer #6 · answered by DB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"well officer, not everybody pay's the $20!" muhahaha
2006-10-25 17:08:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"The cancelled stubs, of the cheap ones that didn't believe that they had to pay the $20.00."
2006-10-25 18:17:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Not everyone pays the $20."
2006-10-25 17:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by rainchaser77 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee heeeeee
2006-10-25 17:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by Ginnykitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋