The funniest thing you have ever heard or seen a child or adult do. I have bunches of storys, Which you would expect from a mom of Five kids ages 6, 4 y/o twins, 3, 2, and pregnant with a boy due in two months! Yesterday my youngest told her daddy that he was a stinky fart butt and needed to buy a monkey for his french fries. She was delerious from a fever. Then my youngest boy woke up sceaming and when I asked him what was wrong, he said I needed to fank my mommy for my hogy, whatever that means. Then a couple weeks ago my twin girls gave me a piece of paper they found in the trash at day care that said will you marry me? Oh, the laughter kids bring. Tell me your absolute funniest experiences!
2006-10-25 15:14:37 · 12 answers · asked by baby oh's 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Awwww, thanks guy who wrote the second answer, Your sweet too!
2006-10-25 15:33:18 · update #1
another time we wen't to church and I volunteered to be the caregiver for the preschool class. We were singing jesus loves the little children when a little boy starts screaming "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT, " and pointed to his, as we call it, "jimminy cricket" if you know what I mean;0)
2006-10-25 16:23:02 · update #2
My 9 year old recently had to go to the emergency room for a broken wrist... When asked what happened she informed the Dr. "Well (sigh) it went like this, I was running around and skating around like crazy girl... I'm 9 it's my job.. Mom said If you don't settle down someones gonna get hurt, Well (sigh) I didn't settle down and I got hurt.." she then paused in apparent contemplation and said "Don't you hate when your mom is right? After this she will think she knows eve-ry-thing."
Yes our little actress of the dramatic strikes again... She had the er staff and every patient that heard her laughing hysterically.
When my son was 5 and in Kindergarten he and several other boys got in trouble for pushing in the lunch line... To give the boys an extra scare it was decided they would visit the principals office to reinforce thier actions were inappropriate and carried a big consequence... My son in a last ditch attempt to get out of trouble asked the female principal "Will you marry me when I am 20, by then you will be really old and I will take care of you, like if you were my grandma." He didn't avoid sitting out recess like the others but I did get a call from the principal who had trouble relaying the story through her laughter.. She said it was even funnier because he had a look of pure innocent sincerity on his face as he asked... He was a ladies man even then he just had no sense of delivery...
When my oldest daughter was 5 I was single.. She decided I needed a husband and she was gonna find me one... One sunday my parents took her to church with them (they are mormon) durig the meeting people were asked to come up and bear thier testimonies she took the oppurtunity to further her search for a new husband for me.. In her best sales person voice she imitated the pattern others had said "Id' like to bear my testimony......Are you married? Do you like kids? My mom needs a new husband so she will stop bugging me and my brother about cleaning our rooms and spend some time with him... Amen" My father was the bishop(leader) of the congrigation at the time and although he was sitting a meer 3 feet behind her he was unable to stop her because he was laughing so hard he couldn't even think about standing up... My daughter then turned to him and said "Graqndpa, I did my best if that doesn't get her a husband I don't know what will." My father just kept on laughing and nodding his head... The meeting pretty much screeched to a halt at that point with no one sure how to follow up an act like that and not many able to stand inorder to get to the pulpit to bear a testimony... ( I was happy husbandless at the time and wasn't looking for one myself, but apparently she felt if she found me one she wouldn't have to clean her room a very novel approach to that problem)
When my brother was 5 he was sitting in church driving my mother crazy tapping my sister until she would say "Stop it." making noises like farts then smiling and saying "When you gotta, you gotta." pretty much being a pest and a 5 yr od boy... Finally my mother decided it was time to stop it, she signaled my father who was sitting away from us due to his job as a church clerk and needing to do things such as counting etc during votes and such in the meeting, he came to sit with us while she took my brother out and had a talk about appropriate behavior in church... They made it to the door at the back of the room when he grabbed the door jam and hollered "Bishop save me, I'm just a little boy!!!" At the time the bishop was at the pulpit introducing the next speaker with a laugh he said "Tod, I have been watching you pester your sister all meeting, sorry to have to tell you, you are on your own buddy."
2006-10-25 17:25:21 · answer #1 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's a couple of bands which are fairly identified for those forms of songs. Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, The Who, and so forth. Particularly within the Rock/ Metal style. More latest examples are Escape The Fate's The Guillotine, This War is Ours (Guillotine Part two), and The Aftermath (G3). They're 3 songs that in combination sort an epic tale that spans close to 20 mins. Also Avenged Sevenfold has a few well ones. A Little Piece of Heaven is the person who instantly involves brain.
2016-09-01 02:45:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I have 3 kids, ages 7, 3, and 21months, so I've put on quite a bit of weight from having them (this will be crucial to the story later). We were at a family gathering this past Sat. and my cousin has a newborn baby. She asked my 7 yr old daughter if she would like to see and hold the baby. My daughter says, "no way, I don't like babies and I never want to have any!" My cousin then asked her why she did not want to have any babies and she proclaims, "because I don't want to get a big crinkly butt and floppy boobies like my mom did!" Everyone was rolling, but I felt like I could've died!!! Then, the grand finale of the day was my 3 yr old stripping off all her clothes, dancing around, and singing, "working at the naked car wash!!" Again, everyone was in stitches!!! I can't wait to read the other stories that get posted. Kids are such a riot!!!
2006-10-26 03:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my oldest daughter was getting ready in the bathroom for a high school dance with one of her girl friends I came in there and started talking to them and then walked up to the bathroom sink and was just talking away I grabbed what I thought was a can of hair spray and I turned and said something to my daughter as I sprayed my head and the two of them just started giggling and laughing so hard and almost doubled over with laughter and I was like whats so funny , when my daughter finally got it out "mom look in the mirror". I had put scrubbing bubbles on my head (not hair spray) and I was foaming at the head. I was shocked and then we all had a good laugh on me and still do today about this.
2006-10-25 16:04:36 · answer #4 · answered by ~♥ L ♥~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, when my first born was like 3 I was driving to Wal Mart. It was about half way into september and I was sure the RUSH from back to school shoppers would be over and the store wouldn't be as crowded. I pull into the parking lot and it's PACKED. I complain outloud "Why is this place ALWAYS crowded??" And from the car seat Tommy pipes up "Becuase they always have low prices!!"
2006-10-25 16:04:13 · answer #5 · answered by misskenjr 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My youngest, Chelsie, she started saying, " Mommy, I want *** cream!!" And my middle child Diana is 4 and she whenever she gets mad, she will grit her teeth and pulling out her hair. My oldest Cody is seven and whenever he has to drop the kids off at the pool ( if you no what i mean ) he would make his lips look like a ButtHole!! It is very funny.
2006-10-30 08:34:25 · answer #6 · answered by GorgeousGal10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
family friend has two little boys (4 and 2) and they were out playing in the yard with their grandparents when the older of the two gives his grandma this really serious look and says "grandma, don't hit me there (pointing to his crotch), them's my balls." and his little brother pipes up "I has got balls too!" They were fighting back tears laughing so hard at those two.
2006-10-25 17:26:57 · answer #7 · answered by Courtlyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today while running errands with 4 yr. grandson, a stink came from back along with a sound. I asked him if he had gas? He quickly told me No! I am too little to drive!
2006-10-25 18:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by Joyce D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When My husband's cousin was a little guy he used to say the song from the Menards commercials-"Save big money at my nards!!" He didn't know!!
My son (age 3) always asks, "what's that smell?" I say I don't know. He says, "It was ME!" We always can count on him telling us when he has passed the gas!
2006-10-25 16:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by h.e. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know that saying that teens say all the time "Talk to hand!"
Well my 4 year old sticks her hand out and says "mommy talk to the hand!" and I started to laugh and thought awww how cute. But, then she says...."really mommy...say something!"
2006-10-25 16:14:41 · answer #10 · answered by lilmisstickletoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋