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After a long night of having fun, he notices a photo of another man
on
her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be
reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

2006-10-25 15:09:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

That's so cool.

2006-10-25 15:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by tom n 3 · 0 0

Verry Funny!

2006-10-25 15:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by lbcken 1 · 0 0

OMFG
ifthat was me i would get my @$$ out of that house and never look back



funny funny joke
5 stars

2006-10-26 04:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 1 0

You made a funny!

2006-10-25 15:31:56 · answer #4 · answered by The_Girl_With_Kaleidoscope_Eyes 4 · 0 0

Ok..that's pretty funny

2006-10-25 15:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by ... 6 · 0 0

bet thats happened

2006-10-25 23:55:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

pooh thats gotta hurt!

2006-10-25 17:19:18 · answer #7 · answered by the Bruja is back 5 · 0 0

I didn't see that one coming.

2006-10-25 15:43:19 · answer #8 · answered by CJBig 5 · 1 0

Very good.

2006-10-25 17:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by jen 7 · 0 0

(**,) almost fainted!!
so funny...now i got pain in my abdomen..so hurt!!
LoL

2006-10-25 16:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 1 0

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