Would you use:
A) A rocket launcher
B) salad tongs
C) A chainsaw
D) A weapon of your choosing
*E) The Love of Forgiveness because of your Faith.
(Please pick A, B, C, or D)
2006-10-25 14:14:00 · 29 answers · asked by Zecharia Sitchen 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
***And most uninformed answer goes to:
'aPimpNamedBob'
"Cute question, I hope you're joking. If anyone tries to smite me, I'll call the law on their a$s; you got that? It's called freedom of speech and if you don't like it, then you can go cry go Mommy. Because while making fun of your god isn't against the law, physical assault is.
Source(s):
Christians get arrested too, pal."
{BTW Bob...who said I was Christian? What's wrong? Can't take a joke?}
2006-10-25 14:25:03 · update #1
***And most militant answer goes to:
'Paradox'
"I'll strap myself with bombs and blow myself up in a crowd of people with different beliefs than me."
2006-10-25 14:32:57 · update #2
D) ostritch feather
2006-10-25 14:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can't smite with a rocket launcher, you need a rocket. salad tongs probably wouldn't smite well either. a chainsaw isn't a smiter but a skinbiter. I would have to choose a weapon of my own choice. But in reality, I wouldn't smite anyone for what they said, only for what they did to harm others. god is a concept and you can believe in god or not, but you have no reason to smite another person, especially in the name of god, who is supposed to represent love. why do you think terrorists kill in god's name?
2006-10-25 21:35:43 · answer #2 · answered by heyrobo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said we are to love our enemies hay its OK this is a good sign for Jesus also said in the Last day the world would hate us for his name sake he was right again and this lets us know the time of Christ is near so i will keep on loving all of the haters even tho i wish they would learn to love and forget how too hate before its to late.
E) sounds pretty good to me Love is the answer
2006-10-25 21:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by jamnjims 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll strap myself with bombs and blow myself up in a crowd of people with different beliefs than me.
2006-10-25 21:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
F)
Deu 32:35 To me belongeth vengeance, and recompense; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
2006-10-25 21:20:44 · answer #5 · answered by Southern Apostolic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd prefer to smite the cruel and intolerant that try to make people feel badly about themself and their nature
2006-10-25 21:18:40 · answer #6 · answered by Gabrielle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
P. I will pray for them,because just like you, they too shall bow the knee and call Him Lord on that day...
2006-10-25 21:31:12 · answer #7 · answered by compused 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would use a rocket launcher.
Jesus, whose spirits resides within would use love.
... I can feel them wrestling right now just thinking about it.
2006-10-25 21:22:47 · answer #8 · answered by ScottyJae 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
D
I like being original and unique
2006-10-25 21:40:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edit: Okay, okay! Heh, sorry. Kind of hard not to take that stuff seriously, specially with terrorists and f*ckers at home as well.
2006-10-25 21:19:37 · answer #10 · answered by aPimpNamedBob 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋