2006-10-25 14:00:48 · 12 answers · asked by katelynjohofstetter 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but i can make your bedrock
2006-10-25 14:03:03 · answer #1 · answered by Mikey Boy 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If I told you you had a nice body,Would you hold it against me? In case you don't get this I will explain. You just ask the guy the question and hope he would actually hold his body against you. think on it,it is a funny and cute idea.. Enjoy. One more, Is that a pistle in your pocket,or are ya glad to see me??
2006-10-25 22:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by GreenEYED Beauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1, you look like someone i know( i used that one once to pick up a guy)
2, what time did your watch say.
3, are you from out of town
i can't think of any more
2006-10-25 21:11:06 · answer #3 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry to say, but us guys don't need to be picked up. IE. Medusa could get lucky if someone held a blanket over her head.
2006-10-25 21:30:23 · answer #4 · answered by slivers 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
In a gay bar
"may I push in your stool"
For straights:
"would you like to dance? No - I guess a shag is out of the question!"
2006-10-25 21:12:22 · answer #5 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should get a detention for bringing guns to school.
(The guns refer to the muscles)
2006-10-25 21:02:59 · answer #6 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stick Stones may break my bones but I don't think yours will ever harm me, too perverted?
2006-10-25 21:13:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When the guy you've had your eye on, gets up to leave, say to him, " Excuse me, but aren't you forgetting something?"....and he turns around...looks about...and says, "What?"
and you smile and say, "Me!"
2006-10-25 21:26:47 · answer #8 · answered by oops_ididitagain65 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
See you got something hard down there lol
Omg opps my t*i*ts just pop out lol
2006-10-25 21:04:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
hey can u hold this *puts ur hand in theirs*
2006-10-25 21:24:11 · answer #10 · answered by asiab b 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋