for someone named amanda and i want something origonal
2006-10-25 13:57:35 · 13 answers · asked by boo19933 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
find your own material....
2006-10-25 14:00:09 · answer #1 · answered by No 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
damn u know what sucks more than she prolly does. i am a comedian n cant come up with anything..let me get back to ya...
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
use what ever u need.
2006-10-25 14:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amanda- A Man DAAAA c'mon classic
2006-10-25 14:04:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mikey Boy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Something about "Amanda hug and kiss."
(I got it from The Simpsons, sorry, lol.)
2006-10-25 15:18:27 · answer #4 · answered by The_Girl_With_Kaleidoscope_Eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your face looks terrible today, did you get kicked by a horse or were you just born like that? I'm sorry, I just haven't noticed your face before because I thought I would rather look at the dirty ground instead of look at you.
2006-10-25 15:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amanda you look like a Panda
And you smell like one too.
2006-10-25 14:00:51 · answer #6 · answered by barrettins 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
The best insult for anyone is to say you are beautiful if person is a female and if male say that his crush is beautiful.
2006-10-25 14:04:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to
http://www.bored.com
Scroll down into the "Humor" section and go to "Find Insults" (about 7 sites down).
There, you will find thousands of insults, yo momma jokes, and ways to call someone stupid.
Hope this helps.
2006-10-25 14:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by Asterisk_Love♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amanda, is it possible, that at some leacherous time, your mother half-dallied with a randy goat? My, my... You are an evisceral she-beast gutter slut.
2006-10-25 14:13:27 · answer #9 · answered by sloppy dan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amanda, you suck!
That's all I got.
2006-10-25 14:04:27 · answer #10 · answered by xinnybuxlrie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wel this is a ur mama joke
Ur mama so fat wen the doctoer asked her wate he sed i want ur wate not ur phone number
2006-10-25 14:18:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋