I work at a bar, and need to payback a customer- this has been going back and forth for years. Latest? He put a "I need a stiff one" bumper sticker on my vehicle- (I'm pretty close to the proverbial soccer mom) I need help topping this one, but I don't want to be mean, or do anything permanent, or anything that would hurt anyone- just good fun.
2006-10-25 12:49:10 · 12 answers · asked by swillt 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Without knowing both of you, I'll tell you two things I did to a friend & co-worker. (In spite of all this, we're still friends & I expect to see him this year) He had a house-warming party. I bought him a blow-up doll. I put a halter top & shorts on it, but it still had "the mouth". The other thing was to enroll him in a society to commit suicide. He started getting literature from them & never knew where it came from.
2006-10-25 12:59:28 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I bought a new car one year, then a few months later one of my friends bought one. For April Fool day, I had another one of my friends that she doesn't know call her and say that her financing didn't go through and she needed to return the car immediately. She had only had the car for about 3 weeks. She was really starging to get pissed. It took her several minutes before she realized it was prank. I was standing outside her cubicle laughing hysterically.
2006-10-25 20:18:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just go to a joke shop and find the best bumper sticker and place it on his vehicle,and say nothing.
2006-10-25 20:31:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put some extacy in his drink and get the ugliest and fattest woman you know to flirt with him. Videotape it all, and show the whole bar the next time he comes in.
2006-10-25 19:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
the tater in the tail pipe is a good one.
2006-10-25 21:50:26 · answer #5 · answered by Eric H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say his wife knows about there entoutors and u can make some more up on that point if you wnat
2006-10-25 19:55:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a potato in the tail pipe of his car. it will shoot out real loud.
2006-10-25 19:53:20 · answer #7 · answered by Jack B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ICE CUBES SOWN HIS SHIRT! ICE CUBES DOWN HIS SHIRT! or play a nasty song (i.e. constipation) on the kareoke machine(considering you have one) and make him sing it.
2006-10-25 20:17:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put some X Lax in their drink.
2006-10-25 19:52:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
take the cushions off their couch, take a dump on their couch, then put the cushions back on.
2006-10-25 20:21:53 · answer #10 · answered by will 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋