A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $18.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very well, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for three weeks for only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally... a smart blonde joke! Don't Ya Just Love It...
2006-10-25 12:42:36 · 20 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are funny.......you go !!!!! that one just took the icing off a cake... 10 stars to you!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-25 12:49:20 · answer #1 · answered by kerri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The 1st time I herd that JOKE it was some rich dude that wanted someplace to park his car in San Diego or Cincinnati something of the nature.
2006-10-25 13:03:31 · answer #2 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes that was a very smart blonde. Keep em coming
2006-10-25 12:46:18 · answer #3 · answered by *Bella Reveuse* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
Always good to see a smart blonde joke once in the while.
Thanks.
2006-10-31 13:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are hard to come by these days!!
I'm talking about the joke, not a smart blonde! :)
2006-10-25 13:01:35 · answer #5 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Finally, about time! Jessica Simpson, And Britney Need new brains......for real! [ yeah, i know am lame]
2006-10-25 12:56:11 · answer #6 · answered by The [alter] Black [ego] Parade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure do I'll have to remember that one (keep up the good work, and tell us some more)...
2006-10-25 13:12:41 · answer #7 · answered by handynewf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one a long time ago, except instead of a blonde, it was an old gentleman.
2006-10-25 13:20:39 · answer #8 · answered by B-B@!! P!@Y@ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny,
Don't see many "smart blonde" jokes.
Thanks.
2006-10-29 09:01:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah good one
2006-10-25 13:33:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie.
Have a nice evening.
2006-10-30 05:45:36 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋