Little Bobby (seven) was in love with Little Susie (same age) who lived next door.
One day, Bobby went to Susie's dad and announced (as seriously as he could), "I'm in love with Susie, and we're getting married".
Amused, Susie's dad started asking questions (in the hopes to discourage the idea).
Susie' dad: "Where will you live?"
Bobby: "Well, Susie has a playhouse in the back yard, so we're gonna live there."
Susie's dad: "How are you going to make money to support her?"
Bobby: "Well, Susie gets 75 cents a week, and I get $1.25 a week."
Seeing that Bobby was still serious, Susie's dad asked, "Well, what about children?"
Bobby perked up and quickly answered, "Oh, we have that figured out already. Whenever Susie lays an egg, I'm gonna stomp on it!"
2006-10-25 12:15:10 · 19 answers · asked by hugme 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awwww....hahahaha..... sooo cuteee!!!! =)
2006-10-25 12:19:03 · answer #1 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope he isnt getting married
2006-10-25 19:21:24 · answer #2 · answered by K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, lol
what would be funnier is if he described the process
2006-10-25 21:59:20 · answer #3 · answered by Eric H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL that was so hilarious and cute!
2006-10-25 19:57:18 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kids always say the darnest things yet they take it so simple because they are' innocent'...that was a good one!!!!!
2006-10-25 19:45:06 · answer #5 · answered by kerri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too cute!
2006-10-25 19:26:01 · answer #6 · answered by Jenifer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
too young
2006-10-25 19:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2006-10-26 07:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is ready
2006-10-25 19:17:49 · answer #9 · answered by Paul K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-25 19:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋