For how long would you deny your fiancé sex if he refused to get you a pumpkin at the store?

Question

Oh, my.

He came home with the pumpkin. "The nicer of the only two that were left at the store." It's on the small side, but it's an awfully nice pumpkin.

Just as I was in the middle of writing "No pumpkin? No humpin'!" on a t-shirt, too.

AND brought me some Guinness. (No, no -- I _like_ Guinness.)

NOW, what do I do?

Answer 1

Ha great question. Even better how long do you deny your newlywed husband if he doesn't let you buy this fabulous DKNY winter jacket that is on sale for only $150!

I say you make up a sign saying "No Humpin' Until You Buy Me My Pumpkin" and hold out until he either buys you one or you want it so bad you can't stand it anymore!

Answer 2

Until Halloween.

Answer 3

lets see...in the frigid handbook, it states 36 days from the first day he denies you the pumpkin... If you ask for a car and he declines, you can hold out for up to a year....

Answer 4

Do the pumpkin instead

Answer 5

You are off to a very bad start if you use sex as a means of blackmailing your partner to get material things that you want. I don't know many real men who would put up with such a thing.

Answer 6

Don't be caddy. And try not to start stupid fights or arguments, which is hard for us girls, I know. Don't deny him sex for this reason. However, if you really don't want to have sex, just don't.

Answer 7

Forever, until you get your damn pumpkin!!

Answer 8

That is a FIRST offense. I would say until Halloween. Then leave his A$$.