A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner."
She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband asked as he entered the room.
"Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smith's bought one for their bedroom. I liked the idea so much, I got one for us, too."
No more was said about the "statue." Not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a glass of milk.
"Here," he said to the statue. "Eat this. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water."
2006-10-25 12:07:32 · 15 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-25 12:08:13 · update #1
:) :)
2006-10-25 13:21:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't tell people you can last all night long,it's more like 30 seconds.
2006-10-26 00:24:35 · answer #2 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow! 3 days....did Mrs.Smith...have him stand in a basin..and call him a fountain...lol
2006-10-25 19:13:46 · answer #3 · answered by celticldy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Made me laugh out loud.
2006-10-25 23:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NICE ONE
THE HUSBAND WAS CHEATING ON THE WIFE TOO! RIGHT. LOL.
2006-10-25 19:12:51 · answer #5 · answered by roxypanther5 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, that's hilarious! you have succedded in making me laugh! yay for you!!!!!! *gives you a gold star*
2006-10-25 19:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by Aelphaba 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao. but that's not that sexual, i've heard worse, but it's still funny
2006-10-25 19:15:17 · answer #7 · answered by olivia 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehehehe im sick about that, so funny
2006-10-25 19:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by meshaangel2004 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is funny.
2006-10-25 19:13:40 · answer #9 · answered by Paul K 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee hee
2006-10-25 19:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one!
2006-10-25 19:14:19 · answer #11 · answered by mongo862001 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋