There's this woman and her husband's whose sex life wasn't doing that great. So she went to the doctor and the doctor gave her a bottle of pills and ordered her to put one pill into her husband's coffee every morning.
So the first morning she does as the doctor said and that night the sex was great, so the next day she decides to put two pills in and instantly the husband is horny.
Finally, on the third day she puts the whole bottle in and it's CRAZY, all day they just had sex.
A couple of days later the doctor called to see how everything was going and a little boy answered the phone. The doctor asked, "How's your daddy been?"
The boy answered, "Well, let's put it this way, my mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my a-$$ hurts, and my dad's on the front porch saying here Kitty Kitty Kitty"!!!
2006-10-25 12:05:31 · 13 answers · asked by hugme 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny
2006-10-25 12:55:50 · answer #1 · answered by Paleo C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i used to be on bc (beginning administration), yet they did extraordinary issues to my physique so i finished. apart from that in simple terms the occasional otc slumbering pill when I cant sleep. i dont pop pills like that. u shouldnt the two.
2016-10-16 10:07:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-10-25 12:15:03 · answer #3 · answered by w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just keep away from my cats
2006-10-26 00:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a sick person! don't post things like this on the internet!!!!
2006-10-25 12:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by ○○I am kayla○○ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ohhhhhhhhhh my gosh!!! where do you get those i want some maybe me and my bf can have sex all day long!!! that would be GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-25 12:09:46 · answer #6 · answered by Richie_Grl#1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2006-10-25 12:13:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you make that up???? hahahah... so silly joke!!! =)
2006-10-25 12:22:14 · answer #8 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be careful what you ask for ....
2006-10-25 12:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by Paul K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-10-25 12:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋