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A guy walked into a jewelry store with an insanely hot blonde, acting very intimate. They picked out the most expensive diamond ring in the store. Because the guy doesn't have enough cash and it was late Friday afternoon, the store let him put down a deposit and pick up the ring on Monday with the full amount.
Monday comes but the guy haven't show up, so the store manager call the guy.
Manager: Sir, can you come to our store today? or do you want to arrange it to pick it up on a different day?
The guy: Oh, I am not intended to buy that ring.
Manager: In that case, you will lose your $100 deposit.
The guy: Thats ok, it worth it for all the fun I had over the weekend.

2006-10-25 11:52:50 · 7 answers · asked by w 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

That's a 10 for you. good one.

2006-10-25 14:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Ya have to think some jerk has pulled that one.

2006-10-25 23:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0 1

hahah funny

2006-10-25 18:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

funny

2006-10-25 19:02:51 · answer #4 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0 0

hee hee

2006-10-25 19:15:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good trick

2006-10-25 18:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0 0

ANOTHER GOOD JOKE. KEEP THEM COMING.

2006-10-25 18:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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