please post some funny, sad or down right weird things found in dear abby coloumns!
DEAR ABBY, I am a 87 yr old war veteran, I was wondering if its possible to get dandruff in your nose hair?-dandruff dan
Dear Dan, I ts only possible if you have been sniffing 'dandruff'.
2006-10-25 11:42:51 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OKAY MONSTER....WTF! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is wife is prob cheatin' on him anbd he is worryin' bout his harley?!
2006-10-25 11:49:14 · update #1
*note these are fake
dear abby, my sister never comes home at night she always comes in the house at 3 am in the morning looking all weird. her eyes are blood shot and talks like a maniac. is she crazy?
2006-10-25 12:05:44 · update #2
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why
was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to
the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the rocker boxes on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Bob
Dear Abby:
My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f_cking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. What should I do?
Sincerely, Bitchy in Illinois
2006-10-25 11:47:26 · answer #1 · answered by nerveserver 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If I have been a girl like her and had a husband like him and a daughter that gave the look of a go among a squirrel and a horse I could critically suppose of relocating directly to whatever greater too! Here's a celebrity only for you. But on the other hand, for those who don't forget the final yr of his reign he used to be on the first Yankees recreation of the season together with her and a Secret Service man leaned over his shoulder and whispered in his ear. He stated Oh, ok. Then grabbed her via the again of the neck bent her ahead pulled her again then threw her out at the discipline. The the Secret Service man leans ahead once more and stated ' That used to be throw out the primary pitch, Mr. President!'
2016-09-01 02:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True dear abby about 20 yrs ago.
Dear Abby, Thank you for being so hard on smokers, my father was a tobacco farmer and he finally quit after years of smoking, we live in NC. Thought you might find this humorous, months later we did. Dad had quite smoking for about a year when a tobacco truck he was loading slipped its brakes and ran him over and killed him.. Abby, I believe like you about how bad tobacco is but in dads case, it was going to get him either way.
2006-10-25 11:47:55 · answer #3 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hee hee
2006-10-25 11:44:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha. good one.
2006-10-25 11:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by Kina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋