1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha .
2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.
3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
6 You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
10. You measure distance in minutes. ("I'm about 5 minutes away.")
11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."
12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
17. Someone you know has used a football sche dule to plan their wedding date.
18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four- way stop, each determined! to be the most polite and let the other go first.
20. You know in which state "Miam-uh" is and in which state "Miam-ee" is.
21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.
24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.
25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your friends..
27. Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna Coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
2006-10-25 11:27:17 · 15 answers · asked by Barry DaLive 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OU football is your religion.
JJ Cale and Kenny Wayne Sheppard are your favorite muscians.
You love all kinds of music, Country and Western.
You (really me) was borned and raised in Tulsa and think you are way cooler than everybody else from the state.
You have to visit your family in Oklahoma because they are still suspicious of flying.
You know you are 100% if you think a 25 mile drive for fast food is nothing.
You save hambones to make beans.
You love okra, pickled or fried.
You have at least one cousin named Lloyd.
The others name is Donna and both have the same middle name, Lee.
If you are a woman, you have a genuine silver and turquoise ring almost as big as a mans belt buckle.
You know all the best eating places are out on the interstate.
At least once in your life you have eaten catfish, perch, squirrel, and you know that squirrel tastes "Nothin like chicken" and you have to be careful to pick out the buckshot.
Your family sees going to Branson Mo. as an ideal way to spend a family reunion!
All real, you can't make this stuff up.
And Last.
You buy warm beer because that is all the liquor stores sell. True! Ask my Uncle.
2006-10-25 11:34:07 · answer #1 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure Washington didn't break any records. We were on the news because we had no summer! The average temp was probably 70. The hottest Washington ever was on any given day in July was 102 back in 2009.
2016-05-22 13:51:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...bringing back some memories. I grew up there. 17 years until I joined the military. Have a good one and you havent seen a thunderstorm until you have seen one in Oklahoma...
2006-10-25 11:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
after reading those....i can say that some of those are on the list from ohio
5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
2006-10-25 11:29:54 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Brown Eyed Girl ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can relate to a few of these to where I live
2006-10-25 12:01:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been there and trust me, Kansas is the same thing. I lived there!!! Glad I'm out of there!!!
2006-10-25 11:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by snak3s2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny, I have a brother in Oklahoma, and I just copy and pasted that joke for him, thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-25 11:35:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
true, i am going to Duncan for xmas.
2006-10-25 11:42:23 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-25 11:43:31 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh this is SO hilarious... hilarious but very true...
2006-10-25 11:33:37 · answer #10 · answered by Jade 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋