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This protective gear can negate your opponents chi attacks! The material was developed in Tibet by monks. I've got a limited supply but they are available for $29.95 USD!
2006-10-25 11:25:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
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2006-10-25 11:30:33 · update #1
I'm sorry forgot to explain about the Pepsi. You pour the Pepsi on your head then place the Chi Defense Helmet on. The Pepsi ensures a better energy flow type thingy. If you don't use the Pepsi you can be vulnerable to these types of attacks:
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?p=chi+fraud&toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&b=2&oid=97a37d42c621a1fc&rurl=www.bullshido.net&vdone=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fvideo%3Fp%3Dchi%2Bfraud%26toggle%3D1%26cop%3Dmss%26ei%3DUTF-8
2006-10-25 12:48:57 · update #2
Can I order 2 for my kids plz
Oh and does the Pepsi come as a free gift with orders?
2006-10-25 11:32:29 · answer #1 · answered by Dragon Empress 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
There is no way to stop a true Chi master.... The can bend time and space to get around your foil device! Beware! They actualy can send out fire balls from their fingers and are always after asian girls with green eyes! They go by the name Lo-Pan and Jack is the only one to stop them!!!
2006-10-25 11:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefer the aluminium foil hat. As well as enable me to beat a chi master, it also stops aliens reading my mind.
2006-10-25 21:52:40 · answer #3 · answered by SAINT G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I just p***ed on myself laughing. Good question. :)
My way to defend against Chi attacks is to find some big members of a rival fraternity. :P
2006-10-25 14:09:44 · answer #4 · answered by Ivallinen Roisto 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Tai-chi master can hit you trough all your defense.So this protective gear is worthless.Stop selling bad things.
2006-10-26 06:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by black_cat 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wow, that is a good defensive tactic.
2006-10-26 03:42:47 · answer #6 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! My stomach hurt from laughing so hard! Good one!
Oh! and I would like to order one for my cat please!
2006-10-25 15:29:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it. Is this a joke? Dont report this answer. I really dont get it.
2006-10-25 11:28:52 · answer #8 · answered by AlvaDaGansta 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋