A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he
finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed,
the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his
clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a
woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't
resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no
matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks
you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you, too.
2006-10-25 11:22:18 · 13 answers · asked by Barry DaLive 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats the 2nd time i hear that joke
till now its the funniest joke ever!
2006-10-25 12:00:49 · answer #1 · answered by Pinky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a tough question Bruce! Well the first part seems pretty obvious, while you're still alive one should reconcile yourself to Yahshua before death comes and one is hauled off to face judgement in the Lake of Fire. The Lake of Fire is the place of judgement, where one faces Yahweh. It's in that place (hell/Gehenna) where 1) the soul is destroyed and a person ceases to be, or 2) where the soul is not destroyed and it descends into the Abyss. The last sentence I think is implying that one cannot buy oneself out, saying that it's impossible to pay the last penny because a person should know that there's no way one can buy one's freedom after the judgement has been issued. The stress of this passage is on being reconciled before facing the judge (read: the Judge), because once it's too late the fine one will cost one's soul (Matthew 10:28, John 3:16). And if the soul is not destroyed in the Lake of Fire it then goes off to a worse punishment, a.k.a. the living death, where one's soul is kept incarcerated for eternity in utter darkness (Jude 1:13), possibly the Abyss, the place reserved for Satan and his demons.
2016-05-22 13:50:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one
2006-10-25 11:29:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yikes!
2006-10-25 11:25:07 · answer #4 · answered by Adamgenius 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still funny
2006-10-25 11:26:22 · answer #5 · answered by w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i've heard that one b4, always nice to see a classic online!
2006-10-25 12:58:02 · answer #6 · answered by Aelphaba 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you noticed "Dublin boy" answering evey question/joke with "Hee-hee", just trying to gain points, what a sad person!
2006-10-25 11:24:54 · answer #7 · answered by bean 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one
2006-10-25 11:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by Desi & Dani's Mommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that had me in stiches thank u
2006-10-26 00:24:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one..
2006-10-25 11:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋