I was supposed to say: "Is your daddy a theif?...No? Well who stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes?"
Instead I said: "Is your daddy a theif? No? Because I SWEAR I saw him shoplifting women's panties at the KMart across town."
Can I still win her over?
2006-10-25 10:56:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Do some damage control. Tell her it's ok, because YOU'RE the night manager of K-Mart, and you've worked hard to attain this position of power and prestige since you were 16. She'll be so impressed!
2006-10-25 14:37:24 · answer #1 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Explain to her that your disturbing fixation with Richard Simmons' knee caps exasperates you from time to time, and you make Freudian slips.
If she doesn't come around, ask if you can buy some of her daddy's panties at discount. It's a good idea to save money on your wardrobe whenever you can.
2006-10-25 19:04:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i guess anything is possible. but if you really want a shot at her, drop those goofy pick up lines and just try starting a regular conversation. pick up lines are SO lame and unoriginal. Be different, be unique, and you'll probably get better results with the ladies.
2006-10-25 18:03:26 · answer #3 · answered by baybeegrl5 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure you can. Cross one ankle over your knee tomboy style and let her see your black knee socks. That ought to do the trick! She'll know you are a man of distinction and class!
2006-10-25 18:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she has a sick sense of humor like we do, yes. If not,sorry buddy,you're out of luck.
2006-10-25 22:25:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you BLEW it Pal
2006-10-25 17:58:53 · answer #6 · answered by Latin Techie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋